I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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