He is such a slut. More and more my type.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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