I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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