So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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