yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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