She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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