is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
It was like getting head from an anaconda
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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