my mouth tastes like poor choices
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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