so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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