Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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