Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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