I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
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