Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
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New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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