Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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