You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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