i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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