how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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