come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
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Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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