I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I won't apologize to a one balled man
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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