Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I want a musical about memes.
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