That's intense
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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