His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
