Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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