I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
