yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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