she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
God, I missed his penis.
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