i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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