I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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