ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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