If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
try to milk me bitch
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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