Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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