I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
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I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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