Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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