Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Sorry about my life...
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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