they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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