I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Green mimosas i think yes
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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