I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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