She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him