when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.