I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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