Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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