why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response