I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
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Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
you made out with another girl for some wings