In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
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Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week