Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Someone stole a lamp last night.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.