Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(419): View more from Ohio

I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.

Fav 1 1129 1175
share tweet
(617): View more from Massachusetts

i feel rough

(617): View more from Massachusetts

just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.

Fav 24 1132 2168
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(850): View more from Florida

I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.

(1-850): View more from Florida

Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.

Fav 11 1169 1929
share tweet
(408): View more from California

How was your sisters wedding?

(1-408): View more from California

Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.

(408): View more from California

sisterhood ftl.

Fav 33 862 3780
share tweet
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
Read it at the TFLN blog
(207): View more from Maine

Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.

Fav 21 4729 1536
share tweet
(415): View more from California

i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again

Fav 5 2953 1631
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(260): View more from Indiana

ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.

Fav 4 1512 1086
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(416): View more from Toronto

earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings

Fav 0 444 362
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(630): View more from Illinois

How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts

Fav 4 118 25
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT