I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
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Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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