You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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