I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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