I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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