Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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