Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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