I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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