At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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