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I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.

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(859): I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song. http://tfl.nu/z4jp

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i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.

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(248): i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college. http://tfl.nu/wwi7

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Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.

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(720): Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is. http://tfl.nu/8296

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Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.

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(416): Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard. http://tfl.nu/iuc0

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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"

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(404): Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis" http://tfl.nu/144a

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(607): View more from New York

I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.

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(607): I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo. http://tfl.nu/qxrp

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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina

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(716): I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina http://tfl.nu/hz6e

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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew

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(702): She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew http://tfl.nu/fmsn

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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"

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(315): It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!" http://tfl.nu/cmoy

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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.

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(724): They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now. http://tfl.nu/wmrg

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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.

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(248): It's fine...I've done worse things to better people. http://tfl.nu/e0kr

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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail

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(701): Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail http://tfl.nu/z3o8

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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it

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(630): its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it http://tfl.nu/8bew

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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?

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(845): I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it? http://tfl.nu/d94j

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I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb

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(604): I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb http://tfl.nu/i22g

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