Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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