Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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