he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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