I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
he was CRYING into my vagina
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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