I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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