found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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