well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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