Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Randomize